Is Rebecca "RAM" Mansour getting married? Update: No!

And before you start, NO I don't think this is the person RAM is marrying.

I had a visitor e-mail me this link of recent marriage licenses issued in Michigan.

Look whose name is on the list:

Rebecca Mansour of Lansing and Laurence M. Oversmith Jr. of Jackson

Yeah I know!  I was pretty flabbergasted too!

I KNEW she got heaved under the Palin bus pretty hard, but I had no idea it would turn her straight.

Unless of course she was straight all along. (I have always been a little fuzzy about that.)

Now currently THIS is the only evidence we have about these potential nuptials, so we certainly cannot be sure that this is THE famous Rebecca Mansour that was Sarah Palin's number one fan and most vicious protector.

However she DID grow up and attend school in Michigan:

An article in the March 17 Section A about Rebecca Mansour, an aide to Sarah Palin, said she grew up in Madison Heights, Mich. She grew up in Royal Oak, Mich., but attended high school in Madison Heights.

It is not much to go on, but perhaps as the days pass we will dig up some more information that will confirm my suspicions.  Or perhaps not, You never can tell.

BTW, I am going to ask that we demonstrate a little restraint and NOT simply slam RAM on her appearance.  I know, it will take every ounce of control that some of you have, but I just think this thread will devolve into a really ugly example of internet abuse if I allow it.

Having said that, I think that her sycophantic allegiance to the Grizzled Mama, her Twitter attacks on Bristol, and her penchant for spreading lies and misinformation are TOTALLY fair game.

Update:  Ops it looks like the Rebecca Mansour getting married is NOT the Rebecca Mansour who was once Sarah Palin's number one fan, before she met the undercarriage of Palin's giant bus to future anonymity.

Well that is too bad, I think it would be great if RAM had something positive going on in her life.

Perhaps she could find something else to drain the Palin poison from her soul.  I don't know, perhaps a couple of interviews, or a book deal, or maybe even having a sit down with a fellow blogger to share some stories about the trials and tribulation of writing about this nasty bitch poor misunderstood political superstar?

You know where to find me Becky.

There has been a RAM sighting! Update!

Somebody sent me a link with pictures of Klondike Kardashian, and her grifting entourage, during their ground invasion of Pella, Iowa.

Here is Palin sporting that famous Wasilly-bumpit whilst getting her caffeine fix.

Here are "hordes" of supporters who turned out to see the Grizzled Mama. (I guess I did not realize how many people living in Iowa had their own sound equipment and video cameras.)

And here is the wind beneath her wings, the Yin to her Yang, and the fire in Palin's belly herself, RAM triumphantly returned from exile!

Well...she doesn't look like she was locked in a cage and kept without food and water or anything. Yep, she definitely had access to food alright.

Well I am just glad she is safe.  Even though she hates me, and thinks I am a pervert, I have to say I was a little worried.

I even had another graphic made up in her honor.

See? Now would I have done that if I did not care? (Or thought it was really, really funny?)

Update: Here is a link that takes you to some video of Palin in Iowa. Check out the 40 second mark for another glimpse of RAM.

Just when you thought the RAM Tweets could not be any more scandalolus. Wrong again Spanky! Update!

This comes from the same guy who has been posting all of the other tweets from RAM, and the same guy who sent some of them to the Daily Caller.

In other words it looks legitimate, which would reinforce what I have believed about RAM's relationship with Palin all along, and WHY she has dropped off the face of the planet.

Update: Oops looks like it might have been too good to be true.  If THIS tweet is to be believed that is:

I also stumbled upon THIS interesting tweet from RAM alluding to a planned dinner with the Alaska bloggers that Phil Munger attempted to set up quite a while back, before RAM was officially working for Palin.

 I always KNEW she cancelled because of me. Not that it breaks my heart any.

Still it is kind of hurtful considering I am the ONLY one who seems to be actively trying to find out what happened to her.  I even put her face on a milk carton. (Well on the internet anyway.)

Remember if anybody sees her, first stifle your scream of horror, and then contact me immediately!

Nobody has heard from Sarah Palin's ghostwriter/stalker Rebecca Mansour since May 20, 2011. That can't be good.

No hide nor hair seen of RAM since this tweet over a month ago. Which was four days before THIS story broke.

If anybody has seen this person, and one would think she would be hard to miss, please contact this blog.  Or the authorities, if that seems more appropriate.