Sarah Palin tells Todd to get his ass up and go earn his keep!

"Kill me. Please God just kill me now."

Here is Todd Palin's response to the allegations made in Joe McGinniss's book, courtesy of the Sea O'Pee:

This is a man who has been relentlessly stalking my family to the point of moving in right next door to us to harass us and spy on us to satisfy his creepy obsession with my wife. His book is full of disgusting lies, innuendo, and smears. Even The New York Times called this book ‘dated, petty,’ and that it ‘chases caustic, unsubstantiated gossip.’ 

"Innuendo?" Okay who do you suppose wrote this for him?

Oh, it was THIS Palin panty sniffer.

So let me get this straight. Todd does not even have the balls to step in front of the cameras and defend his wife's "honor, " and instead he resorts to using some OTHER guy's Twitter account?

Oh he IS a manly man isn't he?

I can just hear how the conversation went at the Palin compound:

"TAWD!! That frickin Joe McGinniss is talking about all of the things we paid and threatened all of our neighbors to keep their big mouths shut about!  He is doing the worst possible thing anybody can do to me.  HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH! Get out from behind that couch and go make it stop. And I mean right the hell now!  Oh and after you are done go get us another refrigerator. I cannot believe that with what these damn things cost they can't even take a couple of canned peas to the ice maker without completely falling apart!"

Gee I wonder who will write Todd's response to Joe McGinniss tomorrow on the Today Show?