SarahPAC spends their donations on air travel, bus rental, and hotel costs for Sarah Palin, and whichever family member she can bribe/convince/threaten to come with her, so that she can travel to a certain venue in the United States.
Then Palin is filmed walking around, shaking hands, and answering a few reporters questions.
That footage is then very carefully edited to make it appear that she did something political.
The same soaring soundtrack that was in her previous pseudo political advertisements is then added to tug at the heartstrings of the viewers.
After that the whole thing is thrown up on various pro-Palin websites to encourage MORE donations to SarahPAC, which are necessary to pay for the NEXT fake political appearance, in order to obtain MORE footage to use in the NEXT fake political commercial, which can then be used to grift MORE money from the slowest learners on the planet.
Do I have that about right?
A couple of things to note.
First, we now understand the reason behind this huge, gaudy bracelet that Palin wore in Iowa.
If you watch the video you will notice that EVERY time she shakes someones hand the red, white and ridiculous accoutrement is prominently displayed, sending the subliminal message that Palin is super-duper patriotic.
Second there were also a large number of brown people in the video, which proves, once again, that Palin is definitely reading the comments here and recognized that people noticed that her other videos had featured ONLY white folks.
Third, there was a LOT of effort this time to show Palin answering questions from REPORTERS.
Clearly that is in response to criticisms that she never spoke to any members of the press except Fox News talking heads. Which means to me, that Palin purposefully went out of her way to talk to reporters specifically for THIS video.
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| "Wait, are you saying that she used me?" |
So Palin swoops into Iowa, distracts the media from covering the REAL candidates running for the GOP nomination, and gets a fundraising video out of the deal as well. Pretty slick.
The only down side for Sister Sarah is that she managed to piss off almost everybody who ever supported her. But as long as she can still string along the dipshits over at the Sea O' Pea, and get them to send her their hard earned money, I am not sure she even gives a flying crap about whose toes she steps on.
Which I guess really only leaves one question left to answer about Snowdrift Snooki's next move.
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| (H/T to Azure Ghost for the graphic.) |
