Hey Kiddies!
It's me. Pinkey! And I'm hangin out here in Milwaukee, at Arnold's, after a long ride from New Jersey on my pink motorcycle, and I'm taking it slow,
and Cool.
And I'm making this public announcement in order to educate all my young fans about something that is not cool. Not cool at all: Student Loans
Enter, stage left, Arthur Fonzarelli, also known as: "The Fonz," to a loud chorus of whoops and cheers from the live, studio audience.
Fonzie, facing the audience:
Hey! Hey! I had to park my bike all the way down the block, because somebody with a pink motorcycle took my reserved parking spot in front of Arnold's Burger Joint, the hottest meeting spot for the kids of Milwaukee. (More whoops from the audience)
Pinkey:
Hey! What's your beef greaser? I didn't see no sign sayin you owned the streets around here.
Fonzie turns, and notices Pinky Tuscadero for the first time.
Fonzie:
Woa! Woa! Woe! Woe! Woe! What is this lovely vision I see before me? And what is your name Red?
Pinky appears pleased, and flushes a little, but at the same time is a little annoyed.
Pinky gets up from the booth, and walks towards Fonzie, and says:
The name's not Red. It's Pinkey, Bucco! And I don't appreciate smooth talkers that come on like a bull in a China Closet, and think they can drag any girl away by the hair like he's a cave man. You big brute!
Pinky turns her back to Fonzie, and Folds her arms, tosses her head, and says:
Besides, we red-headed gals like to be wooed a little.
Fonzie:
Well Baby! You leave all the wooin' to me, because The Fonz says that you and I are going to be quite a pair.
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| It was love at first sight. And they lived Happily Ever After! |
