The caption contest is for those with a rather adult sense of humor, though to be honest the GIF itself is really PG, it is only our filthy minds which makes us see something that is not necessarily there.
So before you proceed keep in mind this might not be your cup of tea if you are easily disturbed by photoshop, or get queasy on the merry-go-round.
I knew you couldn't resist.
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Now go ahead and think up a caption.
I'll start.
"Oh hi Governor Perry! Did you go to my husband's clinic too?"
"Remember first one to get to the middle gets to be President."
"This is how we hypnotize Teabaggers into voting for them."
All right I will leave the rest up to you.
(H/T to The Daily What.)
Update: On a topic completely unrelated to the above GIF (No really! I swear it!), it appears that Rick Perry may have a porn problem:
Rick Perry, God’s Chosen to pray Texas into prosperity, invested as a private citizen in Movie Gallery corporation to the tune of between 5-10k according to his 1995 personal financial reports. Movie Gallery was, at that time, the largest distributor of porn in America, and able to sell and rent regular videos for much cheaper than the competition due to their heady porn profit.
Shocked! That's what I am! Shocked!
What kind of conservative Christian from Texas only invests 5 or 10 thousand in PORN? I would expect a high roller like Perry to have ponied up at least fifty grand!
Five or ten thousand? That's just sad!