Well, like I say, my resume is in my blog. I did not lie.
All you need do is look for the resume among my older posts.
Why should I make it easy to find it?
And why do some youse literal lunkheads alls think they are reading a newspaper or a journal when they's be readin a blog?
People like that can be real squares, dont'cha know Daddy O?
And of course, if any of my friends want to see the resume without hunting around, just e-mail me and I will attach and send it.
And so, I gotta sling a lot of paint today, and try and put some speed in the old brush. I also have a busy week coming up, and will most likely not post till next weekend, but will check in here and there.
There is enough to read though, if one wants to just scroll thru my prior posts from this month, or last month, or the month before etc.
Then youse all will learn about the life and deranged mind of a bankrupt and shipwrecked hopeless man looking for a reason to stay sober.
And as long as I am doing show and tell with dirt bikes and engines, here are a few short clips that I think everyone will enjoy, (Even my harshest critics) of me and my friend, and his baby, a 1926 Antique Rolls.
I think I filmed all this in 07 or maybe 08
When liberals build houses, they build them on sand
and they are all built like Crap!
Because the designer
and Architect
was a real
stupid
Sap!
When
Conservatives
build homes, they are elegant
and Grand. Because they build them
on bedrock, and plan,using blueprints, and roadmaps.
Liberals place powder rooms next to their Living rooms
so when a typical guest,
who is a slanderous chump,
and a treasonous hump,
takes a huge smelly dump,
all of the Godless, Commie hippies
run outside
in the cold frosty air.
In a Mob!
But Conservatives (I swear)
Make their dwellings more fair
and their clean nice commodes
never make inroads
on the virtuous.
JD Painter
