Sunday, August 14, 2011

LAZY BONES (A POEM)




Oh no! I didn't forget about you!



LAZY BONES




Lazy Bones
Lazy Bones!
He can't pay down
those Student Loans  :(

Lazy Bones,
Lazy Bones,
Lethargic and harried,
you're dead in the water
when
you'll never get married
again,
or have a son
or a daughter.

You know what Lazy Bones: You're a Prick!
and as a matter of fact,
you are a Boor!
and now you are poor :)
And you won't get a date,
cause your payments are late
and you stink
like POO!
and now:
I'M SICK 
OF YOU!

Lazy Bones,
Lazy Bones,
you're sterile and tired
so go take a nap.

And when you wake up
all mired in sorrow
to a life that's all CRAP!
go and watch a dirty flick
and deadbeat
your debtor's

big,
         thick,
                     Dick



                                                                                      JD Painter
                                                                                      Paumanok, August, 2011