How to reduce the deficit: Spend More Money.
How to increase jobs: Raise Taxes on productivity.
How to strengthen the Republic: Call it a Democracy.
How to cut welfare: Extend Unemployment Benefits.
How to cut health costs: Create a $13 Trillion Health Scam.
How to pay off the debt: Have the Federal Reserve Buy It.
How to have a strong currency: Ban Private Ownership of Bullion
How to reduce the debt: Pay only the interest.
How to strengthen the dollar: Print More Money.
How to reduce inflation: Print More Money.
How to eliminate unfunded debt: Print More Money.
How to get voters: Put more of 'em on the dole.
How to solve the border crisis: Arm the drug cartels.
How to reduce government: Create new bureaucracies.
How to explain our policies: Don't. Average Americans can't understand.
How to define debt ceiling: Don't. Leave it to professionals 'inside the beltway.'
How to build respect for the law: Militarize police tactics.
How to define 'Middle American': low-sloping foreheads clinging to guns'n religion
How to eliminate paperwork: Make thousands of new regulations.
How to have free speech: Have FCC "equal-access" control it.
How to reduce crime: Disarm law abiding citizens.
How to have a balanced discussion: Ban Talk Radio.
How to balance the budget: Don't.
How to fix a budget: Don't have one.
How to cap spending: Spend More.
How to reduce energy costs: Block domestic production.
How to curb terrorism: Apologize and bow to them.
How to have a free country: Deploy more VIPER teams.
How to support Traditional American Values: Don't.
How to solve housing crisis: Dodd-Frank it.
How to strengthen America: First Destroy It.
How to respect the Constitution: Executive Orders, fiat legislation, Super Congress, regulate & ignore it
How to solve burning issues: Fiddle.
How to reduce number of unwed mothers: Abort their babies.
How to reduce black unemployment: Abort their babies.
How to reduce the population: Abort their babies.
How to increase our standing in the world: Get them to laugh at us.
How to help the poor: Throw other people's money at them.
How to eliminate the opposition: Label them as terrorists.
How to support the will of the people: Mock, belittle, or ignore it.
How to accept responsibility: Blame anyone else especially Republicans, Conservatives & The Tea Party.
How to listen to our Founding Fathers: Who?
How to gain the confidence of the people: Talk to a teleprompter.
How to change things: Business as usual.
How to gauge the Nation's pulse: Attend DNC fund raisers.
How to bolster the economy: Give another speech.
How to fix the economy: Ignore Sound Fiscal Principles.
How to make history: Ignore History.
