And surprise, surprise...I hate it. I am not a hot weather person. I loathe hot weather. Give me Seattle weather any way. Rain, fog, wet sidewalks, green green green everywhere....
*SIGH* Pure bliss.
Why do I hate hot summer weather, you ask?
Well, here are my reasons in a nutshell:
1.) I dont like sweating. At all. Blech.
2.) I hate the sun. I have no pigment in my damn skin, so all I have to do is walk past a window, and I wind up with 3rd degree burns.
3.) Pools. Swimming. Water. (I don't swim. I don't go in water if I can't help it. I don't swim. If I go on a cruise with my husband, I will be the idiot wearing a life preserver at dinner.
4.) It's too hot for my nightly cup of cocoa. This is a problem.
5.) My kids and I never wear shoes. Thus...we all have gross, dirty feet.
6.) Swimsuits. 'Nuff said.
7.) Sweating my makeup off.
8.) It's too hot for my beloved PJ Pants!! That's a major issue with me!
9.) Water and theme parks. Hello....welcome to hell.
10.) I have a black thumb, and can't seem to grow anything except weeds. What the hell, man??
*SIGH* I'm sweaty from all of this typing. Super.
Brooke Moss.
