Thursday, June 30, 2011

JOEY NUGGET (A POEM FOR ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER)


Pyrite Nugget




Joey Nugget
Went to Town
To show off all his muscles.








He knocked the Green Lady up



The Green Lady




So now she works for him


and hustles.



A Filthy, Scraping Reptile.
A Nauseating Pimp. With a Face like
a Snake.
A Waste of Life Capitalist



Joey Nugget Dreamed a dream.
All burnished, 
Brassy
Bright and Bold. 


But Joey Nugget,

                        Like all of us,

                                                is finally

               getting old.







But Joey Nugget
 
will be back

if he doesn't have

a heart attack.



And all will scream


"You're the Best!"


And he will flex


His MASSIVE chest.







But after all, he's just an ordinary Joe. (Weider)


The Very Powerful Capitalist


behind the curtain, with California Completely 

in his Pocket.


But pay no attention to Joe 1 (His old man/patron, or to Joe 2) 


In the end, it is all



SCREW YOU!




Sincerely,


The Syndicate.







 JD Painterguy. Summer 2011       
@ the Mystic Led Zeppelin Bard  
International Commerce Rock and Roll Art Cottage




Coming Day And Night
(So True)

____________________


Edited:






If anyone tries to wack me and make it look like suicide, I have told a few people about where I might have hidden a note.


So if no note, it is probably foul play. 




And to anyone thinking about taking on student loan debt, I hope you read all of my 
drivel.


My life is over. But your life doesn't have to be. 


To state it bluntly, so not pursue a higher education unless you can pay cash.


How did America ever become so corrupted to the point where garbage is King, and Education is severely punished?


But anyway, all of the above is Satire. 


It is all in the name of Satire, and so no one should be offended.


And if anyone is offended, You are not Cool.


Not Cool at all.


______________


Oh Annabelle:


You speak, and I hear nothing,and all I feel...
are tears.


And has not twenty- thousand years been enough?


Say not to me with lovely, winsome lips, and  Politics…


Play that not to tease me....... how remiss.


May I, with your permission, 
live the roughest of the rough,

die alone, abused, and slighted,but at least with the dream,of once, thy kiss...?

Lady Ann,little Ann.




Yours,


Cass Mastern


__________________________






Double Dare



Gobble Gobble,  Goober guy!
There's no reaching for the sky.
Guess what dipshit, booger kid,
There never even was a Pie!



Only Goobers blow their heads off
Only Booger boys do that!
Only lazy, little little brats
Make their spoiled brains go splat!

Such a Hog!
What a Glom!
You Suck
A Ten Guage, wide choke
Blastey Pair!

"Hey! No Fair! 
What The Fuck?
I'm telling Mom!
She said we should share.
He's got TWO barrels in his mouth.
That's unfair! A Double Dare!


Gobble Gobble,  Goober guy!
There's no reaching for the sky.
Guess what dipshit, booger kid,
There never even was a Pie!

You're a snob!.
Get a Job!
If you can't find one.
You're a slob!

What? Too good to scrub a pot?
Give up your wishes, start washing dishes?
Look at you, you drunken sot!
Go swim with the fishes!

Can't scrape up money for more beer?
A big shot lawyer can't be broke.
Shit! you're poor, and quite a boor.
Why don't you just 
crawl off and croak?

Gobble Gobble, Goober guy!
There's no reaching for the sky.
Guess what dipshit, booger kid,
There never even was a Pie!

Nice Warm Cookies Mommy Bakes.
Well....Three cheers to you with Candy!
You're spanking spoiled.
Spanking Spoiled!
You Yankee Doodle Dandy!

Bashful, Bashful,
Angry!
Sad.
You'll be Sorry you've been Bad!

Gobble Gobble, Goober guy!
There's no reaching for the sky.
Guess what dipshit, booger kid,
There never even was a Pie!


                                     
JD Painterguy