I spend so much of my time sitting in my computer chair, writing writing writing...while my azz grows bigger and bigger and bigger. It's driving me nuts. But...until I get out from under some of these blasted deadlines....
And find some blessed BALANCE...
I am going to have to start to controlling my food intake.
*Shudder* I literally loathe the thought of dieting. Dieting makes this Fatty McFatty want to curl up in a ball and die. It makes me want to suck my thumb and cry. I love food. I love food like it were one of my children. No really, if it were a choice between one of my children and cheese, I would hesitate.
Kidding. Sort of.
So, until I find a way to balance things, I will have to start making some changes.
Instead of this:
I will need to eat this:
Instead of this for lunch:
I should probably eat this:
Instead of finishing up my meal with this:
I should finish it with this:
Ok, ok, maybe not that. But I should consider finishing a meal with some of this:
Relax. It's a joke.
And when I get those midnight munchies while writing, instead of grabbing this:
I should probably chomp on this:
Argh....I hate dieting. How do authors stay thin? That's what I really want to know. How do they not manage to gain weight by the second? Someone please explain this to me? Am I the only author who loathes working out?
I literally feel suicidal when I do Zumba. Have you seen the women on the Zumba videos? Oy.
It makes me want to punch her in the throat, and then steal her lunch like a playground bully. But then, she probably only has crap like THIS in her lunch:
Ugh....WTF, man??
Please, God, help me to sell enough books to hire a hot personal trainer.
Brooke Moss.
