I AM OWNED AND I OWE.
I AM VERY AFRAID, AND LOOK OUT AT A SAVAGE AND BARBARIC AMERICAN CIVILIAN SOCIETY THAT DOES NOT CARE.
I AM TERRIFIED OF SWAT TEAMS THAT WILL COME KICKING DOWN MY DOOR.
I AM AFRAID OF AMERICA.
I AM AFRAID.
I AM SOOOOO. SOOOOOO SORRY I EVER WENT TO A LAW SCHOOL.
I AM SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOO SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME AS I AM REALLY DRUNK NOW AND REALLY REALLY DEPRESSED AND DEEEEEP DEEP IN DEBT AND DIVORCED AND WITH SHIT FOR CREDIT AND SHIT FOR A LIFE AN SHIT ALL AROUND. AND ALL ALONE.
I AM SO LOST. PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHO OR WHAT I AM BEFORE I DO MYSELF IN.
PLEASE TELL ME WHY? WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?
WHY?WHY?WHY?
WHY?WHY?
WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
I TOOK THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF COURSEWORK IN A LAW SCHOOL, AND SAT FOR HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF EXAMS, MANY OF THEM 4 HOURS LONG.
AND, DEAR GOD I PASSED! I PASSESD!
DEAR GOD AND JESUS AND ALL THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN, PLEASE HELP ME AS MY DEBT CONTINUES TO GROW, AND GROW AND GROW AND GROW.
I AM SO FREAKED OUT!
I AM SO, SO LOST.
FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING, AND FUCK ALL OF IT AND ALL OF YOU TOO.
FUCK OFF TO THE RICH MICK JAGGER WHO NEVER TOOK OUT A STUDENT LOAN. FUCK HIM AN WHY IS HE SO REWARDED BY THIS SOCIETY AND WHY AM I SO PUNISHED FOR A HIGHER EDUCATION? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
FUCK OFF TO THE RICH OZZY OSBOURNE AND FUCK OFF TO THE RICH LADY GAGA AND FUCK OFF TO EVERY BANKER AND EVERYONE.
FUCK YOU TO JORDAN AND JETER AND ALL THE OTHER WORTHLESS ASSHOLES.
FUCK YOU TO TONY ROBBINS.
FUCK YOU TO THE ASSHOLE THAT RUNS THE DANS PAPERS AND FUCK YOU TO ALL OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT HAVE EVER SHOWED UP IN THE DANS PAPERS.
AND AN ESPECIAL FUCK YOU TO AL LORD, THE DEVIL HIMSELF, AND I HATE YOU, AL LORD, AND YOUR FUCKING EVIL GUTS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY DAMNED INDEBTED SOUL AND I WILL SEE YOU IN FUCKING HELL YOU DIRTY EVIL GREEDY FUCKING BASTARD PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. AND FUCK YOU TO ALL YOUR EVIL PROGENY AND THE WHOLE RACE OF DEVILS THAT SPAWNED A BASTARD LIKE YOU.
AL LORD, YOU ARE A BASTARD SON OF A LINE OF BASTARD CHILDREN STRETCHING BACK A THOUSAND YEARS. A TRUE DEMON SEED, AND A HEARTLESS MONSTER, HATED. HATED. AND HATED.
FUCK!
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
I NEED SOME SLEEP AND FUCK OFF
ALL OF YOU
FUCK OFF!
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| THE GIGGLY POEM GUY FOR SURE. SAFE TO SAY NOW THAT HE WILL NEVER BE THE "HEAD'" OF A MAJOR CORPORATION. |
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| Johnny isn't well. He's a..back at the Hotel So they sent me along as a surrogate band. And NOW we' re going to find out where your friends REALLY stand. Shitters. And so, we go, deeper and deeper. |
June 18, 10:35
Great show here right? How to explain? One word: Drunk. But I will leave it all, for anyone who is thinking about taking out student loans and that might stumble on it.
I'll just put a patch on it all and call it satire, American style, so that way no one is offended.
