I've decided to start a weekly blog post.
It will be lovingly called:
The Mulletin BoardIt will celebrate some of the world's most famous, impressive, offensive, awe-inspiring, mullets the world has to offer. It is a time to sing the praises of the world's most envy-inducing hairdo's. It is a time to stop.....admire...and thank God for such amazing blessings.
Because with the Mullet...
It really is God's way of reaching down from the heaven's and saying....
"You're welcome."
This week, we will start with the basics. Next week, we will dive into the history of the mullet, but this week, we will begin with some of the world's most well known and recognized mullets. Some of the mullets that put the very mullet on the map. It is without these mullets that we would be living in a *gasp* Mullet Free World. *Shudder*
So....without further delay...
The Mulletin Board Presents:
Famous Mullets
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| Andre Agassi....so handsome in the 80's, with his flowing locks. I remember the commentator during one of his matches mentioning that women flocked to him. I doubt they were looking for him...I think they were flocking to his amazing hair. |
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| This is Dog, the bounty hunter. He hasn't changed his hair since his own stint in the big house. Why would he? He's practically perfect as he is. |
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| This is one of the most well known mullets of all time. Originally made to taunt the mullet, the movie Joe Dirt actually wound up amplifying the mullet's presence in Hollywood. |
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| Ahhhh, yes. Uncle Jesse. Such a lovely, dark mullet. It's really no wonder he bagged himself a model. (For a while, at least.) |
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| Oooooohhh...*shudder* Keifer Sutherland in the late 80's-early 90's still makes me want to pee my pants. His spiky bleached mullet was bad boy to its prime. |
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| All who know me, know that I am slightly obsessed with Chuck Norris. His mullet days were, by far, the most mind boggling of them all. And if you don't believe me...he'll roundhouse kick you in the head, and MAKE you believe. |
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| The MacGyver mullet could make a bomb out of half a bottle of gel and two barrettes. Top that. |
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| Ah, yes. The Micheal Bolton mullet. In desperate need of a hot oil treatment, but still never held Mr. Bolten back from showing us all how a man loved a woman. |
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| Swayze, and his guest hosting stint on SNL was comedy gold. That mullet outshone his Chippendale's Dancer skit with Chris Farley by far. Goodbye comedy gold, hello hair gold. |
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| Garth. He might have been mocking the mullet, but he hit the nail on the head. I think I actually dated Wayne in early high school. |
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| Oh, my achey breaky mullet. Billy Ray, before you became a crap dad and enabler...you were our mullet sporting hot dream. |
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| I almost excusted Bono's stint with a mullet, based soley on his cool factor. However...in the name of love, I couldn't. |
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| A.C. Slater rocked the permed mullet. So hot. So, unbelievably hot.....for all of us 14 year olds watching Saved By The Bell at home, where nobody could see us doing it. |
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| Mrs. Brady rocked the mullet before anybody called it the mullet. What she sported back then was called a "sleek shag". Which, in England, means a "hump" *Giggle" I would loved to have seen Mrs. Brady being laughed out of the UK. |
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| Kate Gosseling. I really hate this B*tch. I really, really do. HOWEVER...it is important to remember that Ms. Gosselin only recently intoduced us all to the revers mullet. Instead of party in the back, business in the front...she was party in the front, business in the back. However, it is important to remember that it is KATE GOSSELIN we're talking about. There's never a party to be hand when around Kate. |
Ok, so there is my tribute to the famous mullet. Each will shall be focused on a new form of mullets. Lordy, lordy, lordy........
Now...did I miss anyone?
Brooke Moss.
