* I NOW HAVE A LETTER FROM THE US COPYRIGHT OFFICE Stating that tHE gIGGLY pOEM IS OFFICIALLY COPYRIGHTED, sO i THOUGHT i'D COMMEMORATE THE OCCASION WITH A RE-POST OF THE POEM, and let 'er have a weekend run. (so's all youse guys can read it again.)
(better though if you let PENNYWISE THE CLOWN do the recitation. )
i WILL COME BACK TO JOSE'S STORY NEXT WEEK. hAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!
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This is a poem that has nothing to do with painting a house, unless of course decorating the walls with yellow and red can be viewed as such.
The poem deals with one possible solution to whole Student Loan Crisis in America today. I call it the Giggly Poem. I did it in a Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme sort of style, because of the ridiculously patronizing attitude of American Law Schools towards their students.
Basically, it is about a former Law student that sticks a Benelli brand Shotgun in his mouth, and blows his brains out.
The custard being the brains of course, and the jam being the blood.
THE GIGGLY POEM©
Little Jack Horner
Backed into a corner
He moans and he groans about student loans
And compounded interest,
(It just made them bigger ) J
There’s no jobs in Law,
(or outside of Law)
So he’s stuffing his maw.....
with a smelly Benelli
......go figure?
Oh! that Nasty old blastey ol’shotgun!
With the squiggly, wiggly toes on the trigger N
You silly old billy old boy!
EVERYONE knows a guns not a toy, but….BLAM! WHAM!
CUSTARD AND JAM!
messy, messy, mop it up.
messy, messy,
mop…....it……. up L
(Dedicated to Touro Law School)
(Anyway, the pic above is from a movie and not real. However, there are real shotgun blast- to-the-head pics available if one wants to google them.)
And compounded interest,
(It just made them bigger ) J
There’s no jobs in Law,
(or outside of Law)
So he’s stuffing his maw.....
with a smelly Benelli
......go figure?
Oh! that Nasty old blastey ol’shotgun!
With the squiggly, wiggly toes on the trigger N
You silly old billy old boy!
EVERYONE knows a guns not a toy, but….BLAM! WHAM!
CUSTARD AND JAM!
messy, messy, mop it up.
messy, messy,
mop…....it……. up L
(Dedicated to Touro Law School)
(Anyway, the pic above is from a movie and not real. However, there are real shotgun blast- to-the-head pics available if one wants to google them.)
Pennywise Says:
"There's a price no man will pay for living!"
