*Note: To youse Australians that are peeking and poking around: Youse guys and your Forum sure has a lot to say about us Yankee Apples! My ears haven't stopped ringin' over here in New York ever since Donna Gordon started that thread a few days ago. Cheez! Can you keep it down a bit? Where do you think you are? Coney Island? (only kidding)
A Good School deserves to be call'd, the very Salt of the Town, that hath it.
But, seest thee herest:
http://www.touroinstitute.com/Magic%20Witchcraft%20Spirits.pdf
And herest on the 16th pagest:
http://www.tourolaw.edu/AboutTouroLaw/uploads/faculty_more/Post/Reflections.pdf
Be watchful, thou unsuspecting lemming, and wary, lest thine school of Law be corrupted by the teachings of the history of witchcraft, and the unholy arts; the consequence of which shalt be the curse of debt placed upon thine life, and damnation shalt prove to be thy just recompense.
Thee wilt have no recourse for a second chance, unless thou, like the Puritans, fleest thine country to escapest thine cruel and unusual financial persecution; for He who is truly bankrupt in the eyes of the World, is indeed not, not really bankrupt; wherefore the law, as is written in the US, sayest thou are not bankrupt, and wilt therefore be not bankrupt, though owing more than 300K for the next 20 to 25 years, and for a total of almost 50 years, since thou didst starteth Collegest, and with no way out.
Such is the potency of the black arts, when introduced into a Law School curriculum. The mere mention of which tis not a game. For so sayest I: Although the foregoing may seemest irrational, tis nonetheless true in reality.
Yea! Never, in the History of the World, has a Monument been made for a Debtor, save a Tombstone. And so it shall be ever thus.
Cotton Mather
Salem, Spring, 2011
**Be on the lookout for, in a future Post on this blog, the following headline:
Billy Joel Speaks With Departed Jimi Hendrix
in Chilling Seance at Jennifer Aniston's Stunning Hollywood Mansion!
