The following is a list of reasons why I hate skinny b*tches.
Now, as a prelude, please keep in mind that this is all coming from a bitter chubby girl, so take it with a grain of salt. Also, just because you are thin and trim, doesn't mean you are necessarily a "skinny b*tch". You can be a perfectly nice, even-keel, thoughtful, and considerate thin person...or you can be a skinny b*tch. Here is how you can tell whether or not you are one:
1.) If you own NO fat pants (Elastic waist band, stretchy pants, pants with a drawstring top, etc) you are a skinny b*tch.
2.) If you've never been in a double digit size, and you consider your size eight jeans a horrifying "large marge" size, you are a skinny b*tch.
3.) If you work out for fun, and literally never roll your eyes because you don't want to do it, you are a skinny b*tch.
4.) If you watch what other people order at a restaurant and think to yourself, "
She should have ordered a salad." you are a skinny b*tch.
5.) If you wear things that technically should be for someone at LEAST 5 to 10 years younger, you are a skinny b*tch.
6.) If you offer unsolicited diet and exersize advice to people, then feel baffled when they get offended or irritated, you are a skinny b*tch.
7.) If you are an adult woman, and have the body of a fourteen year old boy, you are a skinny b*tch.
8.) If you look at fat people as individuals who are simply gluttonous, disgusting, and
choosing to live that way, you are a skinny b*tch.
9.) If you compare your own level of fitness to that of an overweight person, and challenge them to put in as much time and effort as you do, and consider it laziness if they don't or cannot...you are a skinny b*tch.
10.) If you haven't voluntarily eaten a carb, sugar, or dairy product without wanting to purge or beat yourself up, you are a skinny b*tch.
11.) If you look back on your youth as a size eight as your "fat days", you are a skinny b*tch.
12.) If you consider struggling with alcoholism or tobacco or drug addiction more acceptable than obesity, you are a skinny b*tch.
Ok, now that we've cleared this up, let me make something clear: Unless I ask, I don't want your diet and exersize advice. And when you give it, a teaspoon of sugar can go miles with a fat person. If you come out the gate with a self righteous attitude, you will cause that overweight person (me, for example) to
shut down. Don't be a skinny b*tch. Just be a nice person.
Brooke Moss.
