Thursday, January 20, 2011

A POEM TO THE LADY TOURO LAW SCHOOL



A Poem To The Lady Touro Law School
(in Cliches)




Hey You! Yeah You, Mrs. Neutral Like Sweden!
I never promised you a rose garden, 
But Whaddya think this is,
The Garden of Eden?


I guess you think it's pretty neat
to gobble on that lending teat,
and know that half the student body
ne'er will buy a pissin' potty;
to ride that gravy train on tracks,
laid across poor debtor's backs.


Well!  Clip-- Clip, Clip, Klop. Klippity Klop!
Get off your High Horse!
And deal with all the Plop.


Then Pack your bags, and put 'em in the Celler,                                      
and go hang out with Rockerfeller!   
                                                         
So Excuse Me! Mrs Daddy Warbucks,
Rubbin' noses with the Mucky-Mucks

Sorry I didn't dress the part,
as you sally forth.....
on the way to Lincoln Center....
The Opera......
Or the Museum of Art


(All Art is Quite Useless)




                                                          JD Painter
                                                          Walt Whitman Homestead, Opposite IHOP
                                                          Paumanok, Winter, 2011






And of course, Jurisprudence taught with a litle Witchcraft material thrown in.
Not to mention the Fairies, Trolls and Goblins (True Story)
Good Stuff! And great prep for the Bar and finding Employment.





And, of course, Karl W. Koch, Long Island's Finest,
 on Guitar:






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July 24, 2011 - 6:52AM


Anyway, Go here, and scroll to the bottom for another clue as to where that College Transcript of the shipwrecked JD Painterguy, is at: