Lady bits

My ex from this summer recently popped back into my life - ostensibly to pick up a utility trailer he'd left in my yard.  Uh huh.  Over the course of conversation he asked if I'd like to have sex with him, "ya know - break up sex." he said.  I'm like "Dude, I only have sex with guys I see in my future, not from my past."   He then went on to tell me how I freaked him out sexually.  I didn't even reveal my kinky side - man he would have hidden for days if he'd known any of that!  He said I seemed like too much to handle sexually, that my drive seemed huge.  Yep - tiz.  But... I am the last thing from aggressive.  Okay maybe having him pull over on the side of the road for an oral experience may have been too much, but what guy complains about that! 

Honestly I think he's just a guy with issues and he did eventually bring that up.  I said I realized I was counselling him for 90% of our relationship and fixing himself was something he'd have to do alone, much like masturbation I pointed out.  I want a man - not a boy.

I gotta say maybe this is too much information but I find it interesting.  He said I had the most beautiful fanny he'd ever seen and was obsessed with thinking about it.  Fanny is an Aussie word for Cee You Next Tuesday.  (get it).  I've never been told that before and when I told him he said it's because how does a guy say that and not come off as a jerk.  I don't know - I kind of like knowing I have a beautiful...ahem...one.  I don't think he was playing with me, I really felt he was genuine. 

What makes one beautiful I wonder?  I've seen quite a few in video porn and magazines and they all look lovely to me.  I love the female form.  I'm partial to bare, but I hear bush is making a comeback.  We are always swinging the pendulum - bare to hair and back again.  Neat, trimmed or bare is ascetically pleasing to my eyes.  I can say that less is more in regards to the intensity of pleasure. 

I may have overstepped decorum in this post.  I'll get my lady back on tomorrow.