Feety Pajamas!

Feety Pajamas

Feety Pajamas

Oh Feety Pajamas!

Feety Pajamas, so cuddly and cute!

He liked teddy bears, 
and toy trains  that go "Toot!"

and orange box cutters,  (the point’s hardly moot)

for he sliced his left vein--

then the right one to boot!

I’ll admit little Feety had all the best grades,

but who taught him those tricks, with razor sharp blades?

“Not US!”  Said the Dean of the Law School of Snobs.

“If They can't get jobs, they're nothing but Slobs,
and for all that we care, they can post on Scamblogs!

Poor, Poor little Feety, now white as a sheet,

His debt made him crack, when he pounded the street.

He went home and got drunk, held the knife in his fist, and

first one, then the other,

he opened both wrists.


Feety Pajamas

Oh Feety Pajamas!

Feety Pajamas, so cuddly and cute!

But where is your charcoal - grey lawyer's suit?

                                                                                             JD Painter