Monday, December 13, 2010

Cougar Town

I went to a party on the weekend and there was some jealousy from other chickeritas.  Before you go thinking my head is too big for my body (ala Vanna White) realize I know I'm not ALL that.  But I did look hot in the outfit I chose to wear.  A body skimming grey t-shirt dress and a little half pullover purple sweater.  Black tights covered the legs - the only thing missing was four inch heels but no one was wearing them in the house.  Sigh...

I had a very sweet/sexy cheetah clutch and when someone asked me if it was a cougar print one wife cackled with laughter.  Loud and long laughter - totally implied she thought I was a cougar.  They are a young couple and her husband was all over me with attention.  I didn't seek it, he has a thing for older women he told me later on during the night.  I have no desire to get it on with the young ones.  I like a man who knows better than me, who is smarter than me and who most definitely looks older than me.  I can't be the hot thing in my mind if I think I look like I'm prowling. 

Women who have let themselves get fat have an issue with me.  They envy my flat stomach and curvy figure.  I am nowhere close to skin and bones and honestly I know men prefer hips and breasts as long as they go with a small waist.  Women who have let themselves get dumpy would rather think I'm looking for their husbands than admit they've lost their edge.  I don't want your effen' hubby - I need too much attention to share. 

Do I like getting the attention of men?  You bet your bippy I do.  Would I have half-naked pictures of myself on this site for women?  Nah.  I guess getting a label of cougar isn't the worse thing that can happen when you know your real aim.  No young men.  No married men.  No stupid men. No man for the sake of men.  I'm likely way too picky truthfully.  But hell I'm no cougar.  In spite of my clothes.  (clothes in the picture are my work outfit for today - not the party outfit - forgot to take pics).