Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Needy list.

What I don't need:

1.) Another PC. Those things give me the craps.
2.) Trouble from my ex. That never ceases to make me homicidal.
3.) A knife in my back while in the House-o-the-Lord. (Ruins the dress.)
4.) Snow. In any form.
5.) Anything requiring a touch screen. GAH! I hate touch screens.
6.) To get fatter.
7.) Cheese....like I'd ever give it up, though.
8.) Liars in my life. If you lie to me, to other people, to cyber space, to the walls...I don't like it, and won't tolerate it. Be you. Be flawed. Be great. Be terrible. Be unaccomplished. Be wildly successful. Be silly. Be serious. But, above all, be honest. Dishonesty is a sure sign of immaturity.
9.) An SUV. I hate them. All of them.
And...10.) To catch another flu.

What I do need:

1.) Naps. Regularly.
2.) An agent. (wanna take me on?)
3.) A maid, and possibly a personal chef.
4.) Friends that I can count on, even when the going gets tough, or if I say something they don't like, but need to hear.
5.) Answers. And not just to the obvious questions. Answers to the questions that are keeping my a** up at night.
6.) God's arms around me and my Firetruck from Cars.
7.) Some slack. I'm not perfect. But good grief, I'll admit it.
8.) Cheese. Smoked gouda is my current fave, though I don't often turn down any cheese.
9.) Space. I hate drop in visitors. They, too, give me the sh**s. And if I don't feel like talking or answering my phone, don't stalk. I never disappear for long. (unfortunately)
And...10.) A trip to NYC with my nerd.