LIttle Jack Horny

 I've put this trout pout here to punctuate something that happened on a recent first 'meat'.  So called because let's be honest  you're sizing each other up for physical compatibility as much as anything else. 

He's a lout this particular dude - going down as an embarrassing online date.  I won't bore you with the details.  Okay fine,  here's one, he would frequently call the server over to tell her I was beautiful and sexy.  The fact the server was above me on the beauty scale only adds to the embarrassment. 

Then a friend of his joined us at the table.  He didn't know the friend lived in my community.  The friend was a peach.  NOT.  Here was the poem he regaled me with after telling me how beautiful my lips were over and over again.



Little Jack Horner
Sat in a Corner
Eating his sister Mary
He stuck in his thumb
and pulled out a plum
and said
"hey where's your cherry?"

I am NOT kidding you.  He'd never met me and this is the crass joke my date's old man friend brings out.

I was so rude to this guy/date.  Totally laying into him with semi-veiled insults.  He loved it, thought I was very sassy.  I'm not.  It was a meet from hell.  He of course would LOVE to see me again.