Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Fill Me


I was asked to be a model for Juvaderm. I said yes and received almost $2000 worth of product in my face - for free. I liked it. The day it was done. They fixed what they called my 'wonky' chin. Honestly didn't know I had one. They added volume to my cheeks, reducing my nasal labial folds thereby giving me the appearance of youth. Or so they said. What they didn't tell me is Juvaderm attracts water retention apparently and now I look like I haven't been sleeping for 24 hours, the puffiness is fluid and yellowish and kind of yucky (scientific term). I'm heading to Vegas in a day. Crap. Today is supposed to be the worse day for this effect, let's hope to goodness that's so.

The shot was taken last night. I like the refined jaw line. I'm not posting the eyes. Just sayin'.