Primping and getting ready for a holiday is time consuming AND expensive. Yes I admit it, I'm high maintenance. The only downside is I have to pay for it myself.Today for the first time in my life I got fake nails. Long live David Alexander's fetish. Except they look crappy. I was horrified to find out the woman who did them didn't know how to make hands look pretty. I have very small hands and the way she did the white stuff makes them look shorter than they are. Sigh....the price of beauty is very steep.
I've had my legs waxed, my hair foiled and cut, my toes done and jeweled, my finger nails done and have been getting brown in the fakery beds. I exhaust myself with my expectations.
I've made today DA day and have put my nails and my boobage on display. Ya, ya I know it's...em what do they say...oh ya...attention seeking. I suppose although I prefer to think of it as me expressing my exhibitionist tendencies - sounds more socially acceptable. Or not.
Oh and my nails are not yellow like the picture suggests, nor am I picking my nose. You get it? My pinky is under my nose on the picture. Heh...I crack myself up.
