I've been feeling too soft lately. I think the flu knocked the wind out of my sails a bit and long hours at my desk has contributed to muscle decay. I don't know if that's a scientific thing, it just feels bad. My inner-thighs which tend to the juicy (okay I'm making it sound better than it is) are now very evident to me if not to everyone else.
Today I put a pair of white, silky panties on and had a heart attack. They were too tight! These are not teeny, tiny, panties either so wth (heck)! This proved to me my weight gain is not all in my head.
And then...
I realized that I had put my panties on incorrectly. I had my waist in a leg hole. Crap. Once readjusted the world looks like a better place.
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